Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Ant molestation

The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra

Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

mouth molesting

two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths

Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.

by Saxosheep December 31, 2015

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 02, 2017

master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.

Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018

Molest

To touch sexually without permission.

Bro, you're such a molest WTF

by s0me0ne 2.0 November 23, 2022