#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”
Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester
Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list
Girl1: he now drives a windowless van
Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list
Girl1: he now drives a windowless van
by Yung Lice March 13, 2019
Get the #Molestermug. A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
Get the master molestermug. *Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dad-Molestedmug. Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024
Get the Molest a Redhead Daymug. When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015
Get the micro molestmug. Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
Get the Molest a Redhead Weekmug. Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester
by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018
Get the Ur ancestor molestermug.