Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019

Molester

What fucking a retard makes you.

And fucking a retard makes you a molester.

by Hym Iam February 10, 2022

Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.

Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

#Molester

#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”

Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester

Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list

Girl1: he now drives a windowless van

by Yung Lice March 13, 2019