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mojo

the part of a man's body that produces his courage and his libido
Fat Bastard stole Austin Power's mojo.
by ericri October 15, 2009
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MOJO

-Word used by odessa residents to refer to Permian high school football
"Mojo football is life"
by Spencer Sword October 14, 2004
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Mojo Dojo

The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.
Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"

Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"
by Donkosaurus May 8, 2014
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mofongo

an incredibly putrid, brain-damaging, gut-wrenching fart following the ingestion of spicy tropical food. Preferably followed by a dutch oven.
Jim's mother sneezed and a mofongo slipped out
by lulupuertoricanprincess April 22, 2006
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mojoneando

a puerto rican word meaning that you not doing anything in specific or basically wasting time.
What are you doing? Nothing just chillin. Or nothing just "mojoneando"
by o. reyes April 6, 2005
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Majong

korean bitch who fuck with changwon and give birth to a park boy
your mom is a majong
by Korean chixx October 16, 2018
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mojowood

Mojowood (mow-joe-wood)

To suck dick
Hey baby lemme mojowood.
by Bobbysoka12 June 11, 2019
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