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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.
Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.
by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015
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Mitzie

Friend 1: Damn you see that girl over there?
Friend 2: Yea she gave my bro the herpes!
Friend 1: thanks for tellin me, I'll pass on that mitzie.
by boniva July 27, 2006
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mitzie

Caleb is mitzie.
by BOFFed June 21, 2009
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Moiz

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Moiz is a piece of shit, that only gives a fuck about himself. He's hypocritical, only thinks about himself. And if you piss him off, he will become a moody twat that threatens to kill himself. Doesn't give a shit about getting help for his depression problem because he wants to be hip and cool! And lies about mental health problems. If you ever meet a short, piece of shit, pimple faced freak. Stay away from him.
Person #1: Moiz is the stupidest person I've ever met.
Person #2: Yeah, he's always so moody.
by uwu yes daddy May 28, 2019
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Moiz Gesture

A completely useless gesture that is used to annoy people because they do not understand what it means.

The gesture looks like the hand gesture for money; rubbing your thumb together with your pointer and middle finger. However, instead of holding your hands straight up, you would hold them to the side
Person 1: Is he giving us the money signal?
Person 2: No he is holding it to the side
Person 1: What does it mean????
Person 2: I do not know

Person 3: Its the MoizGesture motha fuckas

Person 1 + 2: WHAT IS Moiz Gesture MEAN???
by Knob_Handler February 24, 2015
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Nel Motzy Esq

The Prosecutor to the booth, and Founder of Da "N" Crowd Conglomerate hailing from Philadelphia, Pa can be found on sites like Myspace, Youtube, Twitter, Loud.com through music, fashion, and entertainment.
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by Da N Crowd Coglomerate May 10, 2009
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bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014
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