Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

Mothers

whom only children treat like a very big sister beyond a point

Mothers are also known as moms

by Hello-553669 April 19, 2025

Mother/Mothers

A person or people who secretly would like to be a moth/moths, so they dress up in costumes and hold secret ceremonies, where they act like moths and do oth like things. Moth as in the insect not as in a creature who gives birth and nutures their young.

Mother/Mothers is Pronounced Moth-er/Moth-ers, Mahther/Mathers.

by Richard Hosier June 12, 2007

Marco Mathers

Father of André Filipe

Marco Mathers is your father filho da puta.

by CrackedCricket February 3, 2018

a mothers nust

Female ejaculation from a mother. The white gooey residue from intercouse.

To get A Mother’s nust is a glorious achievement for a man to receive from a woman with one or more children

“What’d you do last night bobby!”
Bobby: “I got a mothers nust”

by The Mothers Nust Master May 15, 2018

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018