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Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
by Chapychoo November 29, 2017
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Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"
"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"
by jucebx March 5, 2021
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Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
by Tastyslag May 29, 2019
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diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers
my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner
by sleepysean____ July 6, 2024
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Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025
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pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.
1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.
by Jerm31 December 9, 2008
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Misted

When u “missed” ur friend
“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much
by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018
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