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Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025
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Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
by Tastyslag May 29, 2019
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pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.
1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.
by Jerm31 December 9, 2008
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Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater
I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch
by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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cunt mist

Damn ho, you got cunt mist on my Johnson!
by leeroy aceman July 15, 2017
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Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.
"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."
by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019
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misted zephyr

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"
by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017
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