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High Maintenance Friend

A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.
*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.

Brent: I can't I'm at work.

Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.

Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.

Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
by mrperson123 May 7, 2018
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serbia and montenegro

serbia and montenegro covers a total land mass of 102,350 sq km, with 199 km of coastline. The country's terrain is highly varied, with much of Serbia's land comprises plains and low hills and much of Montenegro consisting of high mountains. The climate is similarly varied. The north has a continental climate (cold winters and hot summers); the central region has a combination of a continental and Mediterranean climate; the south enjoys an Adriatic climate along the coast, with inland regions experiencing hot, dry summers and autumns and relatively cold winters with heavy snowfall inland.

The country's biggest city by far is Belgrade, with a population of 1,600,000. No other city is anywhere near the same size; the country's other largest cities are Novi Sad, Niš, Kragujevac and Podgorica, each with populations of about 140,000-180,000 people.
serbia and montenegro is a nice country in South East Europe.
by European traveller December 28, 2005
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Yea, chill-- at the Minden Wal-MART!
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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
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You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.
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