Minged off

Annoyed. Pissed off.

"Aaaggh I'm so minged off!"

by AdolfsAntlers February 6, 2014

minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.

Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.

by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017

Mince

Mincing is the act of putting mince/meat through someone’s letterbox during the night with the intention of it rotting and making their house smell foul.

“I can’t believe she cheated on me, man”
“fuck her, let’s go mince her gaff and teach her a lesson”

by the man of the north August 25, 2021

Mincemeat

sliced meat that is cookable and therefore edible

can be added into tacos, chillies,

can you simmer that mincemeat

by ironed and smoked legos June 3, 2022

Mincecraft

This is what happens when you buy Minecraft from a sketchy website you get Mincecraft

Mincecraft: Mincecraft's third cousin from notascam.com
"Wait this isn't Minecraft its, fucking MINCECRAFT!"

by Some guy who exists January 14, 2023

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

wooly-minded

A state of confusion.

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.

by Please don't cry... May 22, 2013