Milk 

Something your dad didn’t bring back

Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO

Milk by Juice4ever🧃🌍 April 30, 2022

milk 

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.

r.i.p milk it's spoiled now

milk by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Milk 

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

Milk by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Milk 

what your dad went to go find

Person 1: Hey where is your dad?
Person 2: I bet their dad went to go find the milk

Milk by Potato15 May 10, 2022

Milk 

The thing your dad never came back with.

Dad! Go buy some milk!

Milk by MeepMeeps2 May 14, 2022

milk 

so uncool that it is cool

Bruh, those pro keds are milk.

milk by sheezybee May 15, 2022

milk 

100% natural

hmmm milk be great with chiken

milk by Milk.com AKA CBB May 15, 2022