Midnight Beaches 

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

Midnight Beaches by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Midnight Hoovering 

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

Midnight Hoovering by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

Midnight Bowling 

To take toke up when everyone else in the house is asleep, usually to avoid detection

Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.

Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you

Midnight Bowling by fruitkabob January 23, 2011

midnight laps 

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

midnight laps by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

midnight strawberry 

Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.

"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"

"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."

"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."

"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"

midnight strawberry by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013

Midnight pain 

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

Midnight pain by jayglaubach August 31, 2013

midnight cutoff 

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

midnight cutoff by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014