Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

Modesty kink

A form of kink where one fetishizes a person who acts or dresses modestly in public. By form of knowing or dreaming about the persons kinks behind closed doors or what they would do. The charm is in not being able to see the persons sexy features and instead thinking of it.

I have a modesty kink.

by _Tallius October 29, 2022

Midster

When someone is being atrociously mid at everything

Derek: Johnny sucks at basketball
Jack: yeah, he sucks at everything

Derek: he’s a midster

by MisterPebe November 16, 2022

Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwest 10

When a girl isn't the ugliest person ever seen in the world, because midwesterners have low standards.

Person A:you see that blonde from wisconsin? Pretty hot right?
Person B:Pfft, she's a Midwest 10 and an LA 3

by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023

midwest friendly

It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.

Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.

by Shans430 May 5, 2023

Midwest Fine

In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”

Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”

Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine

by nothingneko June 22, 2023