Methuirbation

The act of pleasuring yourself for an infinite amount of time or until you are raw and chaffing due to the friction caused by going at it with your hand for an unusually long time due to the fact your are twakkedd out on Mexican cartel level liquid meth.

"Bro, my dick hurts from my last Methuirbation session; do you know by doing meth you can increase your stamina by 16-20 hours!"

by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023

Methionylthreonylthreonyl...

Chemical name for "Titin". (Protein)

Dots are added due to fucking long this word is.

Person 1: You should try Methionylthreonylthreonyl... its awsome!

by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 30, 2023

Methinks

A word that stoners enjoy using to describe what they think

"Methinks you want sum weed"

"Methinks I does"

by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine is a chemical name for "titin"/"connectin", the word has an ellipsis due to it being 189,819 letters long and takes approximately 3 hours in order to pronounce.

Person 1: I could really go for some.. methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine
Person 2: wth??

by AlphaStage January 27, 2024

methilepsy

The disease you have from doing methamphetamines that causes you to convulse or have seizures whether you are high or not.

Is that tweeker dancing or does she have methilepsy?

by anonymous February 6, 2024

Methdigo

A white person addicted to drugs, that became so skinny they resemble a Wendigo.

Did you hear about Samantha, she's addicted to cocaine now. she looks like a methdigo.

by HappyGoLoosey December 8, 2023

Methippie

One who looks, acts, and gives off the quintessential “hippie vibe” but is also a meth head.

She might be a flower child but she is also methippie.

There seems to be a lot more methippies listening to jam bands then you woul expect.

by Richardcranium March 13, 2024