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pace merchant

when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good
- ''Max is the GOAT''
- ''Yeah, agreed, he's a true pace merchant''
by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022
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Hype Merchant

A rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. Also, has the ability to talk about Public Enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. Highly likely to pass out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.
A typical quote from a Hype Merchant would be along the following lines...'My buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes...'
by Nottsborough FC January 7, 2013
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Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
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dirt merchant

A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!

Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
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dirt merchant

derogatory term for paparazzi, or anyone involved in the tabloid magazine/celebrity gossip business
“those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”

“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.
There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .
by DagmarDiPotino September 21, 2018
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