poop-meiser

a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.

"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"

by DAnIeL-Kruse January 17, 2008

Eva Mendes

A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.

To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.

"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"

"Awww <3"

Next Day They Go Out.

Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.

by Westmoreland November 29, 2010

mr.meeseek

Mr.Meeseeks is a character/characters from the popular adult cartoon series Rick and Morty they first appeared in the episode Meeseeks and Destroy

The Meeseeks are given a purpose by the person who pushes the Meeseeks button on the Meeseeks Box, and they will do anything to fulfill their purpose

Once their purpose is fulfilled they poof away this does not hurt the Meeseeks but it's what they want because to a Meeseeks existence is pain.

Their catch phrases include:
*enthusiastically saying* "Existence is pain!"

"I'm Mr.Meeseeks look at me!!!"
"I have to fulfill my purpose so that I can go away" 😊
"Oooooh yeah, Caaaaaaan do!" 😄👍

Person 1: whose your favorite character from Rick and Morty?

Person 2: Mines Mr.Meeseeks.

Person 1: you mean the weird blue and orange alien thing?

Person 2: yep!

by Funtimes/ale123 October 19, 2018

meese

(mee-se)--More than one Moose...

"Wow...look over there... a flock of Meese!!!"

by Mischa Meadows September 1, 2007

Meese

A word that many people believe to be the plural of moose. It is in fact, not even a real word, and is not the plural of moose. Just because the plural of goose is geese, does not mean the plural of moose is meese. The plural form of moose is moose. People who use the word meese just end up sounding extremely idiotic, as it is not a real word.

Boy: I saw some meese the other day.
Girl: Wtf is a meese?
Boy: Meese is the plural of moose.
Girl: No. The plural of moose is moose.

by ilikemoose June 3, 2011

Mendenhall

To mount someone from behind while they are in the fetal position on the ground. After the deed is complete, you roll them over and see the humiliation in their eyes. This is best accomplished in front of a large audience.

That chick was so hot I pretended to trip and totally Mendenhalled her.

by GoPack! January 25, 2011

meiser

1. Meiser. Noun. Meaning someone is frugal or slow to spend. Also meaning to be an idiot, a dislike for someone without a cause.

John: Wow that jimmy is really skinny!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!

by Stefan P March 30, 2004