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Meatchong

An insult for someone, someone daft/stupid
“Taylor has been acting like a proper meatchong lately
by wotsitsgirl April 30, 2024
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.
Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!
by Glitchurr February 17, 2026
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Metathology

The metaphorical parallels between one universe and another, whether real or imagined.
A set of cues that can be used to describe a string of events, a timeline, or story.
Once I’d completed my third year- I identified with the metatholgy of a fantasy character as she faced an army, then relentlessly, fought a dragon until she triumphed.

The metathology of snakes and ladders bore resemblance to the New Zealand team’s journey, to winning the World Cup.
by Doppelgänger August 16, 2025
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Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
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Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.
My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.
by Cat LVR April 27, 2025
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Marathon

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.
by Cat LVR April 27, 2025
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