Rufus Maximus

When a man fucks a woman who is doing a head-stand.

I turned that bitch upside down and gave her the Rufus Maximus.

by Tusitala August 17, 2009

syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

Porkus Maximus

Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"

by Hoggard February 18, 2009

Beautious Maximus

Compound of Beautiful and Gluteus Maximus. aka: a great ass.

Dude, check out that beautious maximus! It's the best one I've seen all day!

by wave, dave the wave May 29, 2009

gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.

Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

disgustus maximus

Another term for George W. Bush. The full title is "Emperor Disgustus Maximus"

The Iraq War has been another incompetent effort led by Disgustus Maximus

by Gunner Stephie August 4, 2007

Hans Marius

Norwegian male name which directly translated means cock. People who carry this name is often found sneaking around kindergardens hunting for kids to take home. A norwegian guy nicknamed "Lommemannen" was recently convicted for this kind behaviour. His real name was Hans Marius..

hey kids, watch out for that hans marius

mom, help me!

by macrofreak September 22, 2010