Raw mattress

Mattress without any sheets or blankets.

Why are you sleeping on a raw mattress?

Look at this truck driver, he is sleeping on a raw mattress.

by Teacher C March 24, 2019

mattress kitten

A girl who stays in bed all day just being cute.

Steph spent every Saturday being a mattress kitten.

by MattressKitten November 26, 2025

Mattress chicken

Someone who is mentally deficient.

(Person 1) im gay

(Person 2) mattress chicken

by daddykillaz69420 October 17, 2021

Mattress Party

A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.

I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?

by MP Advocate May 14, 2022

Mattress stomper

When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress

Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.

by Butt stuff November 21, 2019

Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020

Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people

Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."

by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017