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body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
body massage by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004

Dutch Massage 

Technique of massage that comes from the Netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named Marieke. This technique, even though it does not involve any major sexual contact, makes a man or woman orgasm.
That girl Is a specialist in dutch massages. Funny thing her name is Marieke.
Dutch Massage by johny de jon March 12, 2009

full body massage 

when your whole body be get massaged
Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.
full body massage by GeBo November 6, 2004

Holistic massage therapy 

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

swedish massage 

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.
Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.
swedish massage by flemming July 16, 2008