dirty mario

When you finger your partners anus then draw a mustache on there face

Have you ever had a dirty mario.

by Tbg09 June 15, 2017

marihoochy

A term used to describe marijuana in a more luxurious form, while respecting the plant that pleases all. Also simply hoochy

Yes, I happen to smoke hoochy quite often, if i do say so myself.

by budizzle May 30, 2005

Mario

Mario is a man who is very successful in life and looked up to by many. Very wealthy man with two wonderful, talented, attractive children. He may work a lot but he makes sure to make time for his family

Man I wish I was Mario, I could have it all

by Pushhabbaga April 19, 2018

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".

Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!

by joeythegreat May 23, 2006

tan marino

a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.

Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.

by baits September 22, 2007

Mario Cox

The best dancer ever, an amazing soccer player, very hansom and very very very good in bed. He likes to have sex and is very good and he isn't selfish at all and also always thinks about the women's needs....

- Hi, did you see the winner of "So you think you can dance"?
- Yeah, he was really Mario Coxing it!!!! And afterwards I even had sex with him and then he really Mario Coxed it!!!!! Never had better!!!!

by Cocker666 March 5, 2011