marlon

slang for a brandy, from actor Marlon Brando

Now getting to the bar’s gonna be trouble
So the Marlons’ll have to be doubles
Then you drink doubles
The same speed you drink singles

by Mike Skinner April 25, 2006

Marion

A facebook, twitter and formspring celebrity. She is pretty and has a great sense of humour. She will speak to anyone and always be pleasant, regardless of who they are. She has made some 'notable' mistakes but it is widely thought that one day she will find someone to be happy with. She has had a less than wonderful past and could really do with a break! Marion is under the age of 18, but attracts attention from most of her school. Forever wonderful, I myself used to be attracted, but I have given up on that notion because it is obvious she could have thousands of other guys. She came to fame after posting many things on facebook and formspring, and has a county-wide notoriety, yet only has around 500 friends on Facebook.

I used to hate Marion, yet she still said Happy Birthday to me!

by StokerJMWLulu May 2, 2011

Maroon 5

According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit

Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"

Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"

Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"

by they call me IBO October 16, 2008

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Maroon Squad

The Maroon Squad J-Beanz are one of the most elite teams ever created.Armed with the Great Hazan, The One Who Fades, The Captain, The Rabbi, Gold Mine, and the one they call "The Freak" just to name a few, this years squad is poised to win it all in what is the last year for most of the roster. Before the season even started the championship parade is already being planned. After a disappointing finish to the 2009 season in a semi-finals lose to the eventual champions with a young and inexperienced squad, a few new key additions were made that have made them a favorite to not only win a championship, but to not lose a game while doing it. After only one game, the squad has already forced multiple rule changes because they kicked too much ass.The only thing stopping them from going all the way is themselves, but with the talent accumulated and the chemistry built in the past few seasons, the sky's the limit.

A-"Who we got tonight?"
B-"Maroon Squad"
A-"You think were gonna get double digits?"
B-"Well I've been averaging 15 points per game so yea,probably."
A-"I'm talking about our whole team"

"The Maroon Squad:We don't Rebuild, We Reload"

by A Daves April 30, 2010

Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.

Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.

by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008

marion

marion robert morrison, birth name of john wayne.

john wayne aka marion... is a man's man.

by jennay81 November 8, 2013