Maple Creek

1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.

2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.

Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.

by screambloodygore September 24, 2005

maple story

Maple Story is a 2D game which consists mainly of 13-year old boys who will never get laid and 50 year old perverted men who think is so awesome to call people "noobs" and "f@gs"(Maple Story doesn't allow fag to show up.) The game is retarded because the main objective of the game is to beat the living shit out of snails. WTF!!

Desperate Player:PAYING 200 MESOS FOR S EX!!
girliethief(who's really a guy):I'll give you s ex
Desperate Player:Ok

*trading scroll opens*

Desperate player:Ok give me s ex now plz

*girliethief runs

away*

This is one example of desperate little shits in Maple Story

by Ihavenoballs123 December 12, 2009

MapleStory

A MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) consisting of miniature characters that can be designed by cash or in-game currency made by doing various tasks, including hunting and doing errands for NPC's (Non-Playing Characters). One of the safest to play since there is no actual blood or major violence or player-to-player (P2P) revenge/killing modes.

<Meena> Is there a game with cute characters that don't involve blood-spreading killers?
<Newt> Yeah, MapleStory has mini characters you create!

by AThepro August 28, 2007

maple story

a game named after a story of a tree that is for retards that want to have enlarged heads

If you play maple story, you are a fagggnut with a big swollen head

by ur momo December 12, 2008

maplesden

This is a place where lots of mandems go and who are gangstas

Man are you goin to maplesden tonight?

by zachface January 23, 2008

Maclain

A very handsome and adorable man. Always laughing and enjoying life. You never see a Maclain not being protective and will love you with all his heart. He's smoking hot in glasses and even though he might be dramatic sometimes he always knows how to cheer you up. He gets along with everybody and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. He's also a amazing boyfriend and has perfect blue eyes you can get lost in.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is so hot oh my gosh he told me I looked hot!

Girl 2: Well look at my guy Maclain in glasses and he always says i'm beautiful.

Girl 3: OMG i'm so jealous! He's so hot

hot tall cute protective perfect amazing futureboyfriend

by Yogirl2121 October 3, 2013

MapleStory

A game that transformed from good to bad.

MapleStory was good, now it is bad.

by Ghostcrawls July 28, 2010