maltese

a person from the rock nation / island of malta

coldplay are real maltese

by josh1287 January 24, 2011

Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!

A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!

by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013

Mathematics

Some dirty word that means a slut, thot, or whore. Teachers use this word a lot and i'm against it.

Wow, did you see that Mathematics over there? God, i'm glad i'm not her friend.

by OnlyAva May 27, 2018

mathel fackle

"Mother Fucker" as spoken in ebonic slang. Usually spoken in a questioning manner and often accompanied by a blank, cow-eyed stare. Proper pronunciation can be easily achieved by sticking half a biscuit in the mouth and saying "mother fucker" as it would normally be pronounced.

Gitcho fanguz awf mah shit, mathel fackle.

by Redstone April 17, 2008

Mantheon

A place of honor for those heroes who have served as supreme examples of Manhood.

The Mantheon includes such figures as General Patton, Al Pacino, Ernest Hemingway, and Tom Brady.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

Mathemagical

/máthimájikal/ adj. of or pertaining to or of the nature of a phenomenon that which can only be explained by a combination of mathematics and supernatural theory. Most commonly occurring in card games, such as euchre, poker, go-fish...etc.

Now fucking way, that was a mathemagical card on the river!
She had a mathemagical draw to win the go-fish game.

by Smitty369 August 30, 2010

Maltese Cross

Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.

Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.

by ldawg88 April 14, 2011