Fridge Magnet

Guy who always lands sexually cold girlfriends

"his girlfriend is a cold fish, and he's a real fridge magnet"

by Slasherr December 12, 2008

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skank magnet

A guy who attracts skanky girls

My son is a skank magnet

by bewdyboy April 25, 2007

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turd magnet

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.

Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"

by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012

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5150 magnet

a person who attracts people that are a danger to themselves or others

i am a freakin 5150 magnet

by kacamanieplan March 14, 2008

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Tiff Magnet

When a dog smells another dogs ass

wow, that max sure is a tiff magnet, he can't stop smelling other dogs asses

by julian the big orange cat September 7, 2009

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Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!

Pulled off the angry magnet!

by DS October 31, 2003

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