by Slasherr December 12, 2008

by kacamanieplan March 14, 2008

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.
Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
Mike: "Those are my friends"
Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012

by julian the big orange cat September 7, 2009

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
by DS October 31, 2003

The example of a sex god or goddess if you have great sexual magnetism you are the absolute best in bed
by Og_rapper February 22, 2017
