nade lube

a liquid used to lubricate the action of a grenade launcher, allowing it to fire grenades farther and more accurately.

I smell nade lube, Asal is here.

by Asal January 10, 2004

Shower Lube

When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.

"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."

by t12j19c95 July 19, 2009

Pre Lube

A small amount of semen that appears on the eye of the penis during sexual excitement before ejaculation occurs.

I haven't come yet, that's just a bit of pre lube.

by dustydom May 27, 2004

jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
______________________________________
Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004

Lip Lube

It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees

"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."

by Raddest Person Alive March 13, 2009