loser

A loser is a person who parties everyday, smokes pot 24/7, takes vicodin 24/7, smokes, doesn't want to get a job, doesn't have a drivers licence, and plays MW2 a lot.

Example:

loser: Hey dude lets party and get wasted.

dude: But its Monday you fucking alcoholic piece of shit.

by stonerkiller100 May 12, 2010

Loser

Logan Paul

KSI: Logan Paul is a loser

by Orlandoludlow December 27, 2019

Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

loser pop

A special treat for those losers who need a reward, instructions for creating a loser pop!

1) take a stick of butter.
2) freeze it.
3) dip it in sugar.
4) put it on a popscicle stick.
5) give it to that spechul some1.

loser:"lol i suckz at teh linux!"
elitist:"Grab a fucking loser pop."

by Tweek888 August 26, 2005

loserpants

An uncool person who acts annoying, weird, or childish. They also seem to lose a lot in life.

plural form - loserpantses.

He didn't even return my call - what a loserpants!

by SarahOfKrypton July 15, 2006