Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon

A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.

Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.

by John Snell April 17, 2006

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

LEMOI

LEMOI
A word that describes how much you are enjoying yourself to friends (that are not in same room with you)without letting those around you know how happy you are about a situation thats happening right in front of your face even though other people in room are clueless to your inward smirk of joy....

LEMOI is a word said..to let others know...that you are happy in that moment

LEMOI is pronounced lamoy

LEMOI is a word that can be said quickly to let others know all is well without a long conversation

LEMOI said quickly means don't worry I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT...even if others know you might be in an awkward situation..

Let me tell you.....it might be bad of me to say...but today I was like...LEMOI...even though it was hard seeing that person deal with their own admissions of guilt talking about others...i was like LEMOI and kept my mouth shut

by PRETTY IN COPPER April 13, 2017