hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

grilled watermelon

a watermelon that has been cooked on a grill
can also be called: "a type of food that definitely shouldn't exist and people need to stop posting images of"

Person #1 "yo look at this image of grilled watermelon"
Person #2 "ew"
Person #1 "i know right? why would anyone make that"

by ihategrilledwatermelon June 23, 2021

underripe watermelon

looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!

(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)

that boy is an underripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

The juicey watermelon effect

During sexual interaction, it is possible for the male and female parter to cum at the exact same time, causing a wonderful orgasm, this is called The juicey watermelon effect.

When we were having sex the most amazing thing happened, we orgasmed at the same time, apparently it's called The juicey watermelon effect.

by The Lasse November 13, 2018

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci

Random newbie: you who those dogs

Venom: dont fuck with them they the council of watermelon dog

by Mustafa men January 4, 2020

i like watermelon

i am a lesbian

amy-‘i like watermelon’
emily-‘same’

by slutforronweasley April 23, 2021