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lag head

A person who has poor internet connection while playing an online game causing the game to lag
by Derrick1998 July 24, 2016
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secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.
OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.
by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006
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text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."
by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011
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jail-lag

The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
by LimitedGovernment August 20, 2013
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Seg lag

When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
by tugboatlolz August 7, 2011
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Rocket Lag

Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!
by ajf212 September 13, 2011
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sex-lag

When you have so much sex and get so worn out from it that your bodies internal clock becomes messed up and you feel tired all the time.
I am so sex-lagged from this weekend with my girl.
by Chris Pryer December 30, 2006
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