Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022

Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability

Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey

by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019

Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.

"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"

by geeksauce September 14, 2025

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.

Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!

by DizzyD January 27, 2024

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Kris Mazurimm

A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.

Kris mazurimm has a small acting roll in that movie.

by Tv man1234242345143466 January 9, 2010