Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

Kris' Churchill Server

A corrupt government

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

Kris

Big Dick head and does the last 5% of a blow job

Kris told me he rather finish the last 5% on his bsf

by Hotperson2020202002 November 24, 2021

kris gustin

the really hot and handsome and cute guitarist of joker out

A: Wow! Who is that really pretty man with an electric guitar? B: It's kris gustin!

by crazyobsessivefangirl05 February 16, 2025

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024