kleptomancy

the league of legends rune that ryan zhou has to take because he doesn't know how to cs

Ryan Zhou, where's your kleptomancy? You need this rune because you don't know how to kill minions.

by Kelvinvolcano December 29, 2017

klepto

Short for Kleptomane; guy who still steals

What? U stole a bike again? U fucking klepto!

by KillaCam July 31, 2004

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003

Kester

The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.

'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1

'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2

'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1

'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg

'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak

by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011

Kestrel

A green clover

Man, that Kestrel is bright green

by Boner Dragon June 6, 2003

kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

Kiest park

A park located in south oakcliff Dallas,TX. It's home brutal gangs such as1145 hoova ( also known as the "75224" hoovas), 32188xrugged land, kiest parcc hoova, NHC 13, 395 Bounty hunter bloods, 224 bust a hoe, ak-47 crips ( also Known as "blow your head off boyz"), 8900x395 crips, kiest-land crips and the 32188 hoovas. In the daytime for the most part it's very chill. In the night time, however, it is pretty much a violent battlefield for the gangs that hang out in the dark-creepy forested area of the park. Gang related shootings are NORMAL here. The most brutal gang that usually appears at this park are the 1145 hoovas, ak-47 crips, and the 32188 hoovas.

Man: have you ever been to kiest park?
Man2: yes, but last time I went there I got shot at for wearing orange shoes!!!

by Oakcliffson May 9, 2020