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Kitty Surprise

A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.

A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.

Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."
Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010
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thunder kitty

Angry emo girl that radiates electrical currents of self hate and depression and screams it at you when they don’t get there way. Also identifies as a Furry
Look out Hoss here comes a thunder kitty.
by Jroc613 September 1, 2020
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kitty senpai

When one does not have a life or a "Senpai" for that matter. One simply calls their cat this to make themselves feel better for being antisocial twat waffles
"Kitty Senpai! I bought you cat food"
by Otaku-san November 9, 2014
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Kitty Vicki

Kitty Vicki is a YouTuber who is slowly getting more popular . She posts roblox and challenge videos mostly . She has an amazing sense of humour and I suggest that you subscribe or at lease check her out
Kitty Vicki : OH MAH GAWD VSCO GURLS BROKE IN MAH HOUSE SEND HELP !
by KittyVickiYT November 24, 2019
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Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011
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Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.
I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.
by Tia sweet December 26, 2020
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Kitty Sunday

When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out
Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth
by Matthew Larkin February 18, 2009
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