The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.
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A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
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Generally refers to a young cat, which are known for being cute.
Another use is referring to their significant other as “Kitten” for use as an endearment name, more commonly referred to as a “Pet Name.”
Another use is referring to their significant other as “Kitten” for use as an endearment name, more commonly referred to as a “Pet Name.”
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018
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by SCAR!! February 11, 2019
Get the kitchen thot mug.A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans
by Haywire___ December 4, 2020
Get the Kitchen Gun mug.Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
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1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
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