When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.
by Ballsakless February 12, 2023
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Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.
- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
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Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy
“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies
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Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy. Usually insulting when used towards a person.
“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies
by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021
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kiddies

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"
by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 06, 2020
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Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer
by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022
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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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