kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

Kookish

A hybrid online language, gibberish, nonsense. Usually used to stomp on a conversation, sometimes utilizing colorful HTML tags.

John Doe: Electricity is a great invention.
Jane Doe: Yes, I could not read without my night light.
Kookish language user: My fork is bent and the cat is on fire Mu hahaha!
John Doe: ?????
Jane Doe: ?????

by Tim Howell October 28, 2005

Kookanese

to speak in a fashion that makes no sense to others and somewhat makes you look like a nutjob; to ramble and make statements that make others scratch their heads and wonder exactly what planet you are from and why you are such a dumbass

While having a disagreement with my girlfriend last night, I didn't understand a word she said since I do not speak kookanese.

by kristiewithak July 22, 2009

kookaruck

To be out of your mind. To be completely crazy. No brains at all.

The bitch is kookaruck!

by songwrtr54 November 17, 2009

khoontz

The sound an owl makes.

Guy 1: Gee guys, the woods is so cool.
Guy 2: Holy shit, look at that owl in that tree!
Owl: Khoontz!

by Raceboat February 3, 2010

Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012

Kook

A person who claims they are doing good things for you, however are making your situation worse. Example: Dentists and chiropractors.

I went to the kook dentist that told me I needed 12 cavities when my teeth don’t even hurt.

The chiropractor pushed my spine in ways I’ve never felt before, now I have to see that kook every week.

by KingGriff December 6, 2018