kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

An annoying twat

Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.

by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.

Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive

by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019