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by lovie:) June 12, 2018
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by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
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Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
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by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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