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Ollie: No You're pregnant!
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Get the joposhnik mug.The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.
Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.
Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!
Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
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