jobsnatch

Girl at your job whose guts you want to get in.

Jameson: Yo! did you see Cindy over in sporting goods?

Henry: Hell yeah son! Thats a fine ass piece of jobsnatch!

Jameson: I know dog! I would hit that fo' weeks!

by YankeePenis June 30, 2010

majic joose

one of the greatest hangover cures: Fanta Fruit Twist

Fook me that was a heavy drinking session last nite, i need some majic joose

by tommigunn March 18, 2004

HOOBA-JOOBA

Another word for women's breasts

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!

by Dan the man December 13, 2003

joober

a word that officially means half-jewish, but can be used anytime.

wow, hes half jewish and half shark. hes so joober.

omg who joobered on your face?

by chachie April 3, 2004

How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021

Joose

An absolutely pointless combination of a stimulant and a depressant.

The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."

by AndyRSC October 24, 2010

Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

by The Bandito June 17, 2006