Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

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Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 06, 2005

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cervusTheBobquavious full name

Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???

by Cervus91 August 03, 2024

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retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.

Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

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(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 08, 2018

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A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 08, 2023

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Jonny:a smelly cunt from kildare,jonny is overweight and smells worse than slurry,he has greasy hair and is uncomfortable to be around.

Guy1:Jesus what’s that smelly
Guy2:oh look it’s jonny
Guy1:ah I was wondering what that smell was

by Crow 1234 February 20, 2019

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