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A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.
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Get A Life They Suck!
by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009
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Possibly the worst fad to hit the world whose fan base consists of retards and gullible young females who believe one day they will birth these douche bags' children.
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW HOT THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE YESTERDAY???

Person 2: Shut Up, Faggot.
by CoolDudeJim September 1, 2009
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Jonah

A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho
Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by ShawnMendesLover9807 June 8, 2019
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this man is amazing and so cute. he only wears hoodies and doesn't really have a personality but he is very attractive and knows how to talk to girls. he is kind of stupid but he is good at sports. he is also probably failing his math class and has a horrible accent when speaking any language. he has a hidden talent that not many people know but he is very great at that talent. he doesn't really know when a girl is flirting with him tho.
"jonas is so stupid"
by timotheechalametsgirlfriend April 17, 2020
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Jonas Brothers

SEE: shitcrapfagsuselessterrible ass fuckers brain wash publicity puppet wannabe(especially to such as n-s'ync and backstreet boys) inbred hell on earth manipulation jo-blos mindless child molesters (c'mon, i know you've seen those pictures of them with thier fans) death of music
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of manipulation?
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth
by DickInABox January 19, 2009
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Jonas Brother

Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.

A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?

Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?

Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

Three little douchebag rich boys with no talent. They claim to be a 'rock band', but they give real rock a bad name. They'd shit their little girl panties if they went to a real rock concert. These douchewads are stalked by naive little girls, ages 9-16. Hopefully these little whores will come to their senses soon and enjoy real music.
*JoNaSlUvVeRrR*-OH EM JEE arnt u sooo X-ciited 4 da Jonas Brothers 3-dee moovee?!?!?!

>RealMusicFan<-Why don't you go fuck yourself and die?
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