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Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock
Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn
by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023
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Johnte Afroblanco

The solution to the problem of racism in America. Combines both the best of whites and blacks.
Johnte Afroblanco can save the human race
by Johnte Afroblanco April 25, 2023
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Johntaya

This is almost johntaya.
by Buddahluv August 23, 2023
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johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johntre

Black, very weak, and scrawny man. who likes watermelon, is really bad at sports, and likes to. sit at home all day.
Johntre likes to play video games at home all day.
by preso31294 September 15, 2023
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Johnshi

The ship between both Johnny Cage and Kenshi Takahashi from Mortal Kombat

(I personally like it)
(A lot)
Man 1: Hey, this new fanfic of ao3 is about Johnshi, wanna read it?
Man 2: Yoai? Hell no.
Man 1: whatever you say.
by JFKSSHOOTER September 24, 2023
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Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.
Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.
by noenmt December 30, 2023
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