by Chumlee Johnson November 08, 2023
by ZachJack September 08, 2009
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by OneFool December 22, 2022
The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
by RealTailDragger November 08, 2010
Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 08, 2019
An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017