Jet Fuel

When you put every alcoholic drink under the sun into one big fuck off bottle.

With the drinks leftover from the party last night Matt made some Jet Fuel.

Fuck bro, that Jet fuel goes hard.

by Samo 01 March 19, 2018

Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!

That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝

by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

Wet Jetted

Squirting or female ejaculation

I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.

by zzzzzmegan October 5, 2015

Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

by bertman75 September 29, 2010

Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

by Dingledangler December 15, 2007

shark jet

A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour

Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.

Guy 2:My sister has one to.

Guy 3: Jesus

by shittmaster July 14, 2010