new jersey

The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).

Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.

All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.

We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).

i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i

i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i

by maria July 25, 2004

Jersey shore

Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore

by M-easy July 5, 2003

new jersey

The realest place in the world.

I'm from Jersey. I keep it real.

by 'sup P October 1, 2004

Jersey Girl

There's a big difference between a Jersey Girl and a Shore Whore. Those fake, orange girls who call themselves "guidettes" are no Jersey Girls. Real Jersey Girls are the sweetest, most wholesome girls you will ever meet. Our best nights are spent in diners. We call it the shore and not the beach. We have REAL tans and REAL personalities. We can be "bitches" if need be. We can fight.
Bottom line, there ain't no other girl in this world like a true blue Jersey Girl.

Shore Whores turn heads, Jersey Girls break necks.

by iLikeDiscoFries June 25, 2010

Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.

We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.

by Just me September 1, 2003

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008