jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

Jesus Christ the Nazarene

God in the flesh.

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023

Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021