vince jasper

A brown kid with a big ass dick. He has sex with girls everyday gives people black eyes

Vince Jasper you have a big dick

by Poplar April 26, 2017

Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

the jasper effect

the jasper effect is an effect where you change one thing about yourself and suddenly you pull everyone.
Or you could send snaps of you until they fall in love...
if you have the jasper effect then you might recieve compliments such as your beautiful or id let you sit on my lap and you could do whatever you wanted to me.

boy 1; dayummmmm momma u fit asf!
boy 2; GYATTTTT

girl 1; how does she pull so much omds
girl 2; its just the jasper effect

by stan loona for legs April 9, 2023

Jasper

really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti

"jasper says we live in a society"

by t-rizzlepizzle November 1, 2019

Jasper

He's the Douche bag Ghost.

Guy: How there, Casper.

Jasper drop the guy's pants down.

Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.

The wake

Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.

Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.

People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.

Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.

Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!

by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009