JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE
by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2010
Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
by Mexican 1999 May 06, 2018
Jason is a boy
by He's gay oviously June 08, 2018
Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
by Mothaf4ka January 23, 2018
Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
by WhiteboyWalton January 28, 2019
The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
by JasonIsBadAtMinecraft December 14, 2019