Jason is a boy
by He's gay oviously June 08, 2018
Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
by Mothaf4ka January 23, 2018
Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
by WhiteboyWalton January 28, 2019
The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
by JasonIsBadAtMinecraft December 14, 2019
One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".
When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.
by Christine Longbottom June 11, 2005
by youknowwhoitis425 April 17, 2010